Thank you Riker Ipsum!

About four years. I got tired of hearing how young I looked. Damage report! Worf, It’s better than music. It’s jazz. We could cause a diplomatic crisis. Take the ship into the Neutral Zone I am your worst nightmare! Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? But the probability of making a six is no greater than that of rolling a seven.

I’d like to think that I haven’t changed those things, sir. I’ll alert the crew. Mr. Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. and attack the Romulans. Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you. Shields up! Rrrrred alert! Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? I recommend you don’t fire until you’re within 40,000 kilometers. Well, I’ll say this for him – he’s sure of himself. I can’t. As much as I care about you, my first duty is to the ship.

Ensign Babyface! Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. You’re going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data. We know you’re dealing in stolen ore. But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf. Besides, you look good in a dress. We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat, fourteen kiloquad interface modules. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? You did exactly what you had to do.

You considered all your options, you tried every alternative and then you made the hard choice. This should be interesting. Talk about going nowhere fast. Well, that’s certainly good to know. Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns. How long can two people talk about nothing? Computer, lights up!

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